'Funny you should mention masturbation - an orgasm is nature's Ambien.' - Arianna Huffington, discussing her book "The Sleep Revolution" on HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher.

Friday, July 1, 2016

No Reason for Shame

You haven't got anything that isn't supposed to be there.
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And what you have there is functioning just as nature intended.
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You've have no reason to be ashamed of that, and every reason to take

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Born That Way

  
This upcoming holiday weekend for the U.S. provides the perfect opportunity to spend some natural time. So, come on
do as the sign says, GET NAKED
And go ahead, let somebody capture the moment. You don't have anything that isn't supposed to be there.













I shall be taking tomorrow and Monday off, but have scheduled posts.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

One Set

Some men amaze me with how stupid they can be. My father-in-law is one of those guys. He's forever got some ailment or other, but every so often he'll find the opportunity to regale me with a cock issue. Now, he saw my buddy's play - I know that for a fact. So, why in the world would he allow a yeast infection to get so bad that he's ruptured capillaries in the shaft of his cock from scratching? He ended up with a bruised cock. Then, allowed it to go further until he got the lovely white pustules on the head. (I will spare you the "lovely" photos of an infected cock.) Guys, guys, guys...
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When will it sink in that we get one set of genitals, and it must be cared for properly?
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Yes, men can and do contract genital yeast infections. More intact men suffer than those who've been cut. But, penile yeast infections can be avoided by proper hygiene. For cryin' out loud! wash it! Pull back the foreskin and wash the head.
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After a shower, use a blow dryer to fully dry the entire package. Yeast infections love nothing more than a warm, moist environment.
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After sex, skin back the hood and clean off your cock. That pre- and that ejaculate can and does accumulate in there. It's not rocket science.
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And, please! please! please! all you intact dudes...stop being so lazy. This is disgusting:
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You've already got it in your hand, how tough is it to use that thumb and forefinger to slide the foreskin down a little bit when you piss?
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And make sure you've cleared the urethra. Using said thumb and forefinger to reach up under your nuts and - using a bit of pressure - slide along the the perineum, then along the shaft to push the urine out. And then shake those last drops off the tip before you allow the foreskin to slip back into place.
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If you do end up with a yeast infection, don't wait until you're in agony. There are remedies. Over-the-counter remedies. Lotriman and Monistat are the two most common and sold everywhere.

If you can't find it, ask! It's as simple as saying, "I need something for Jock Itch." If that doesn't work, hightail it to your doctor - he can get you prescription strength creams. Your cock will thank you.
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And, you know if Mr. Happy is feeling good
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Most likely, you're feeling good.