Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Deal With Them

No eclipse watching for us. Heavy clouds, lots of thunder, a little bit of rain. News reported that the Science Denier in Chief and his wife did begin watching without protective eye wear; it took repeated pleas from staff to alter that. Fake news? Did journalists and their fraudulent networks photoshop the video? No doubt. LOL.
There is no doubt however in the science of cocks. They feel they "misbehave" at inappropriate times; doing things without encouragement or approval.

I asked my surgeon before my muscle biopsy if men get erections when under anesthesia during the surgery. "It's rare, but it can happen." Well, what did I expect? We're asleep. Just like those nighttime boners, it happens.
A post at National Institutes of Health offers surgeons a case file on what to do if an erection poses problems.  I've caught up on I Am Jazz. If you aren't aware, this is a reality show on TLC about a transgender (male to female). One episode had her waking from a surgery, and declaring, "Oh, my God, I've got a boner."
Our cocks are not misbehaving, they are, in fact, doing exactly what they need to to stay healthy. Spontaneous erections happen.

All we men are able to do is deal with them as best we can for the situation in which we find ourselves.

Monday, August 21, 2017

Quite the Pollyanna

Cloudy and rainy here today. No eclipse watching for us.
If you plan to watch - do so with care.
I wonder if the science deniers will challenge this science, and watch without protective eyewear?

One Faithful Reader warns me that the veracity of the emails from straight guys should be held suspect.

"Regarding the latest email you received about a daughter supposedly catching her dad jacking: I'm beginning to seriously believe that writers such as dad are yanking YOUR chain. Every time I read one of the emails you receive -- and the emails you post always follow the same theme -- I ask myself why they always involve supposedly straight men and why do they always involve children? Either the dads who write to you are men who haven't dealt with their gay or bisexual nature yet OR they're pedophiles relaying a fantasy OR they simply get off on writing jack-off stories and enjoy titillating you and your readers. Why don't such emails ever involve openly gay men jacking off and being "caught" by another? The latest writer even felt the need to assert his "straightness" by ending his comment with the statement that his wife "later gave him a satisfying blow job" or words to that effect. Why? I find such emails highly suspect and I can't help but wonder if others have thought the same as I do. What does the lovely Jean think?"

Well, I admit I can be quite the Pollyanna.

It never crossed my mind that these men were being less than sincere.
Am I burying my cynicism too deep?

Friday, August 18, 2017

What to Say

Here's a new one for you all to chew on. 'Cause I really don't quite know what to say about this....

"I've read your blog for a while now and about how to handle it when a son finds you choking the chicken. I think I could handle that. But, what do you tell a young daughter? The other night when I got home from work I told my wife I needed to lay down and get rid of a massive tension headache. She was supposed to be keeping an eye on the kids. From reading your blog (thank you by the way), I knew jerking off would help me relieve the headache.

I was on the bed with my pants around my ankles and stroking a decent hard-on and hear this little voice ask me what I was doing? How long had she been there? I don't know. I jumped off the bed, trying to stuff my boner back into my pants and yelling for my wife to come and get the kid. Needless to say, it was a pretty tense situation and I was grumpy and grouchy all evening. Well,until she put the kids to bed and gave me a nice long, satisfying blow job.

Seriously, we need to know how to explain this, because even my wife is at a loss for words on this and she's a pretty savvy woman. How do you explain what Daddy was doing?"

Well, the only thing I can come up with is: This is something older boys - or "big boys" - do. When they don't feel well, it helps them feel better.









Other than that, you've got me. So, folks...
What do you tell a young daughter?

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Dream State of Bliss

I've discovered a new massage. Tantra Complete is what I'm told. I don't know if it's a real thing, or not. Perhaps Readers may be able to shed some light on it.
With the client lying face down, begin at the small of the back and move upward. Neck and shoulders, then down each arm, finishing with the fingers. Move again to the small of the back and move downward: Butt cheeks, perineum, then down each leg, finishing with the toes.

That portion is to relax the client, moving the tension out of the body through the fingers and toes. 

Then the client turns face up. If he has an erection, you're ahead of the game.

Massage resumes at the toes and the trigger point in the soles of the feet which wake the sexual energy, moving upward along the legs, spending time on the inside thighs and perineum, to concentrate the energy into the core chakra.

 Then move to the hands, again paying attention to the trigger point of the palms which trigger sexual energy. Move up the arms to the neck and face, all the way to the forehead and temples. Slide down to the chest, then downward to the pubic area, guiding the energy to the core chakra.

Then the cock and balls come into play to encourage the client to engage the hips. Using breathing techniques, lead the client to thrust the erection through your hands, and increase the flow of energy. As the energy peaks, the client tightens the body, thrusts upward and ejaculates.

The completion is said to leave the client fully relaxed and in a "dream state of bliss," a feeling of being one with nature. 

Does this sound familiar to anyone out there?