Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Hand It to Them

It's been a looooong time since I've been able to hand this out...and, as it turns out, the honor must be split. The Big Boner Hand Award is given to honor those who handle masturbation in an honest and open manner.
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First goes to the Huff Post Live of the Huffington Post. Host Caitlyn Becker interviewed Paul Rosenberg about BateWorld - the online "solosexual" site for men who enjoy jacking off - and his own organization, Rain City Jacks in Seattle, Washington. Rosenberg does a beautiful job in explaining what the site is all about and what it brings to the members. Thanks go to Bateworld's Tumblr Blog for bringing this one to our attention. You can read the report Jared Greenhouse did for Huffington Post and watch the clip here:


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The second goes to an episode of the CBS sitcom Mom which I caught in repeat last week. If you haven't seen this, Allison Janney (West Wing) plays a single mom to a daughter played by Anna Farris (Scary Movie 3) who is also a single mother. Janney's character is leaving for a date, "I thought you were going out, too." Nope, she's on the couch in sweats. "Oh, so you're staying home to masturbate." Then, as she's going out the door, "Keep it on your side of the bed."
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Such openness about this common activity is refreshing!
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So, they both deserve kudos and a great big (boner) hand.
Big Boner Hand



Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Ashamed or Proud?

Faithful Reader Jean has brought up a very good point to ponder: Why the proliferation of "Dad Pants" (regardless of age) that men seem to want to wear?

(And, please save us from Harem Pants)
Or those loooong shirts to cover the crotch?
 

As she says, straight men especially seem to shy away from clothes that might accentuate the lower half of their bodies (these pics do not intimate that I know the sexual orientation of the modesl)
So, here's the question: What say you, men? 











Are you ashamed of what you've got behind the zipper? Or proud of it?

Monday, July 27, 2015

Life Lesson Advantage

And speaking of life's lessons...
How much easier would life have been
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or be now
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for guys in school locker rooms and showers if it was common knowledge that sprouting a semi
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or a full-on boner
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had no bearing on the fact we're naked with a bunch of our classmates
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That nothing sexual was behind those erections we find to be so embarrassing when they happen in front of other guys.
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No one would feel like they had to face the wall
or shower with their briefs still on
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Removing the jock strap or underwear wouldn't cause panic
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It would be a casual, normal kind of thing
That semi-hard-on
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or that boner
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wouldn't get a second glance, wouldn't be worthy of ridicule or name-calling. Guys would be able to go on about the business of getting clean
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Stuff everything back into their briefs
and get on with the day

Friday, July 24, 2015

Life's Lessons Missed

Jean, I would like to hear more about what goes on in the mind of women in regards to men's equipment. We guys suspected that you never believed us about those boners popping up unexpectedly. Maybe that's why so many men hide in the bathroom to jack off; though I'll bet you all know what's going on anyway! Lol.
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Yet, I also suspect there are many, many things people wish they had known before they were set loose on the world. The least of which is that guys are more prone to, more prolific with masturbation than the ladies.
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One of the most important things for people to know is that balls produce approximately 250 million swimmers in a 24-hour period. Allow that to build and build and build and the balls feel heavier and heavier and heavier.
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Then the cock gets into the situation, starts to bone up and twitch.
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 Any movement causes additional stimulation and, eventually, we just can't handle it anymore. 
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Then we're off to the races to relieve it all as soon as possible.
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All which is far, far different than Blue Balls - which are caused by prolonged arousal without being able to ejaculate. Then we can positively get desperate to cum.
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But, I'd be willing to bet that there are hundred's of thousands of men and women who wish they'd known that our teensy little swimmers can be sneaky devils... True story of fellow classmates of mine: "How in the world did you get pregnant? I never put it in!"
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Ahhhh, but I'll bet you both stroked and played with that leaking cock, moving back and forth between it and that wonderful little nub of hers.
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Never once did you think all that nice slippery, wet pre-cum
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could contain sperm. Surprise!
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Something we should have been made aware of that was never explained to us.