Tuesday, September 2, 2014

A Healthy Lifestyle

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It has now been quite a number of years since medical science began acknowledging that our frequent boners have nothing to do with sexual arousal. And that a good, strong stiffy is a sign of overall good health and have begun to include asking us during a routine physical if we wake up with a woody (at least the younger physicians have).
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Now, it has come to my attention that medical science is finally beginning to encourage masturbation. And not only for the health benefits because frequent ejaculations lower a man's risk of prostate cancer.
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Stroking one out does so much good for us, on so many levels, that it's now becoming accepted and promoted as part of a man's regular sexual activity and healthy lifestyle.
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Ladies, I hope you're paying attention here. No more bitching about your man flogging his log - in fact, you can stop forcing him to hide in the bathroom, either sitting on the toilet or pretending he needs to shower to pound one out. 
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He's going to jack off anyway, you may as well let him kick back where ever he's comfortable and enjoy himself.
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Straight guys, you must get the women in your lives to understand why it is we whack off. If the many reasons don't immediately come to mind, hopefully subsequent posts as we revisit the topic may remind you.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Big Boner (Hand)

Even though I missed posting yesterday, Big Whack Attack surpassed the 3,000,000 viewed mark. And, it's approaching 600 followers. I've got the best bunch of Faithful readers in the entire blogosphere.
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I know that is a pittance compared to many blogs out there. But, those are numbers I never imagined for this blog. However, what impresses me the most is how caring you all are...not only about my welfare, but the welfare of all the readers here; you always offer help when it's needed. That's what Big Whack Attack is all about. Men caring about other men, learning, and helping one another to keep those Man Bits healthy and strong.

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You are all Whack-off Hero's. For that, I issue the award to each and every one of you:
Whack Attack's
Big Boner Hand
Here in the U.S., it's a long weekend. Enjoy yourselves
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and have a jizzalicious time
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See you all on Tuesday.

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But I missed yesterday. And I'm late today. I apologize; things got very hectic, very early, and the time ran past as if it needed to win a marathon. I thank you for the messages of concern - they always do my heart good! To make up for yesterday...

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