Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Road Boner

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Road Boner or, as I've always referred to it, Highway Boner, is much the same as Runner's Boner; it's another one of the naturally occurring erections men get. These usually crop up (pun intended) on long road trips and are caused by the constant vibrations of the tires on the road, transferred up to the car seat through the frame. That constant vibration over time stimulates the prostate - and, now that we know this is the Male G-Spot it makes perfect sense that we'd develop a hard-on because of it.

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"On his trip across country, Cletus developed such a case of highway boner he had to stroke one out (several times) along the way."
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Even as passengers, we are not immune.
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Of course, with today's smoother suspensions it doesn't happen quite as much as it used to. The closer to the ground, tighter suspension vehicles, like sports cars, are more likely to raise your bar on this score. Since we love it when our cocks get hard, maybe that explains men's love for the sports car...
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...and stroking behind the wheel
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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Runner's Boner

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After O!Daddie posted a definition from Urban Dictionary a few weeks back, I signed up to get the 'word of the day' and I'm glad I did. Yesterday's word (phrase?) was "Runner's Boner;" defined, of course, as

"An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking [sic] out of the top of his shorts."

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Allow me to assure you that there is nothing 'mythical' about them - they are a fact of life. When we're exercising, and particularly with running, our package bounces and flops around. The vibrations caused by said flopping cock and bouncing balls get the boner rolling, as it were. As our dicks become aroused, the sensitivity increases. This, in turn, makes it get even harder. Then the rustling of material against the ever more sensitive cockhead serves up a nice, solid stiffy.
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Wearing something under the shorts is no guarantee that we won't sprout wood, either. It may minimize the jiggling and jouncing, but it won't stop it completely and doesn't stop the vibrations at all. In that case, the old stiff soldier can still salute, it's just crammed into a lengthwise bulge that's snaked it's way to the side.
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And, yes, it's true that we can be completely unaware of the fact it may be pushing up out of the waistband, or protruding its way to freedom at the hem of a leg. It's typically after we've come down from the "exercise high" that we might notice a slight breeze, shall we say, and (at least) attempt to stuff it back in. Just don't be surprised if the act of trying to shove it back under cover causes it to twitch and get harder.
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Runner's penis, obviously, is the same thing but without the boner.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Some(thing) Strange

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"I needed to get me some 'strange'." That's been a common excuse for many, many years as to why a man would stray outside of a relationship. The reason they'll think, or feel, that way is because the old pecker just isn't getting hard the way it used to.
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And, because they wake up with a boner stiffer than the wooden studs in the walls, they know it's not a physical issue...they test the theory.
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So, yes, folks, we get bored with the same old routine, the same old partner. And the same thing happens when we jerk off. Many people have written the prescription to cure bedroom boredom: "Variety is the spice of life. Change it up."
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This is when fucking somewhere other than the bedroom aids in the solidity of a stiffy. Or when jacking off somewhere other than on the bed, or in the shower, or on the couch (anywhere other than the usual spot) gets a better geyser.
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 Most guys enjoy being naked outside - maybe that's why we like taking a whizz outdoors.

And we absolutely love having sex outside. It adds to the thrill, the excitement, it boosts the level of arousal making his cock harder. Ladies, lead your man to somewhere different. Find a secluded spot in a park and suck his cock, jerk him off while he's driving somewhere.
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And, this is also when having a jerk-off buddy, a Friend With Benefits, comes in handy, too. It's important for everyone - especially you ladies - to remember that jacking off with a bud has nothing to do with love or intimacy or being gay. No, it does not. It's strictly about having some fun with one's cock, getting one's rocks off. 
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There's something about stroking one out with a buddy that brings a sense of belonging, commonality, feeling part of a brotherhood.
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And, it'll get those full-bore boners back.
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Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter







 






Have a happy, fun-filled, blessed day.
Color your balls everything but blue. And you know how to make sure that doesn't happen