Monday, April 20, 2015

Porn Cocks & Yours

My post of last Thursday garnered a comment from a Faithful Reader, asking why I appear to post only pictures of guys who are hung. While the porn industry does seek out good-looking men with large penises (and the bigger the better) when we are surfing through the photos our eyes are drawn to the prize.
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If you actually look at the larger (sorry, no pun intended) picture, you'll find that these cocks aren't really all that big. In photos where they lack a boner, 9 out of 10 times the tumescence (engorgement) has begun - they aren't truly soft.
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And, some, have been photo-shopped.
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When they're really semi- or fully erect, the camera angle really makes the difference. If you notice the cockhead in relationship to his navel, you'll find he's actually fairly average in length.
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When the guy has his hand wrapped around his boner, look at the placement of his hand. If his hand is placed at the very base, it makes it look like he's hung like a pony - particularly if his balls are being pushed down by the heel of his hand, or his fingers are curled around the ball sac.
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We tend not to notice those things and focus on the cock itself. So, all you guys who hit the "average" mark of 5 to 6 inches, most of what you see is being manipulated to impress. So take heart in that knowledge. Be proud of what you've got
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And enjoy what you've got
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Friday, April 17, 2015

Mangled Man-parts

Speaking of mangled man-parts, I feel this is a good time to remind you all: Males should never, never, never sleep with pants on; any kind of pants. No briefs, no boxers, no PJ's...nothing below the waist. Ever.
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More cocks get damaged by boners getting trapped in clothing during sleep. The BOE pops up, the clothing restrains it from a full upright position against the abdomen,
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the guy rolls over in his sleep, and CRACK goes the Tunica. When it heals, scar tissue causes your boners look bent.
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Ladies, don't allow this to happen to the males in your life. Dads, clue your sons in on this - if they've been wearing PJs or shorts to sleep in, stop them! If your wife or partner, or the son(s) himself argues, show them this:
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because that is what can happen to a man's cock if a boner gets broken. Why do you think we call it a boner?
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Keep yours safe - sleep naked.
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When the log of wood develops, you're still golden.
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Thursday, April 16, 2015

(Be Happy With) Your Cock

Workers at the house wearing safety harnesses get quite the enhancement to the package. The bulge gets a good boost by being surrounded by the straps.
Men are obsessed with the size of their cocks. 
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In some cases, too obsessed.
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The photos below come courtesy of blogger buddy Your French Patrick. The man in the pictures has the heaviest cock in the world, weighing in at over 9 pounds - by injecting it with silicone. No, gentlemen, no! I will spare you ugly results of this technique. Suffice it to say that ugly lumps along the shaft do not equal sex appeal.
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There are so many enlargement contraptions and too many men buy them, hoping to have a bigger bulge to show off to the world. They don't work, guys! Vacuum Pumps are probably the only thing that will - sort of.
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It may bulk up your boner while you're using it, but it would take repeated use over many, many months to see any kind of actual lengthening or enhancement to the girth. And that will be minimal.
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Guys, please, take care of what you were born with. Take it to the doctor when you need to.
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Be happy with it.
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 Be proud of it, no matter what size it is
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It is with sadness we find out that Faithful Reader and blogger buddy, Westernstock, of Enhanced Masculinity: Christian Man to Man, has fallen ill. Please offer up thoughts to whatever higher power you believe in; or simply keep him in your thoughts.





Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Stress Reducing Ball Check

Yesterday's post turned out to be a great lead-in for today. Ah, yes. It's Tax Day here in the U.S. - and, for many it can be painful; almost as painful as a kick in the nuts. But mostly, it's just like a case of Blue Balls - it does pass.
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Yesterday's post was also a great lead-in for...yes, you guessed it

Buddy Ball Check Day

It's time once again to ensure those balls are well and cancer-free. However, because today can be stressful for those needing to file their Tax Returns, we're going to do a little exercise to reduce the stress and check the balls all at the same time.
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Just imagine! Doing that ball check and reducing your stress all at the same time. How cool is that?
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Every once in a while it's important to take a good close look at your cum. Blood in the semen - if there has been no recent trauma to the man-berries - can be an indicator of cancer. So, today I want you to use that regular ball check to work up a good, hard boner.
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Doing this with a couple buddies, a spouse, or partner, is perfectly acceptable - and may even be better.
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Now, jack off. Yes, that's an order: Jack off.
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But, when you shoot that load, blast it onto something that will enable you to check for tinges, or tiny streaks of red.
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Yes, your hands might work.
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If it's its usual milky-white, all is good. If you see anything that looks pink...call your doctor immediately for an appointment. And tell the person who answers the phone why you need the appointment. That should move you up the roster. If he needs a semen sample, don't be shy about it.
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But, as usual, you must contact every male you can and remind them to do that all-important Ball Check.