Monday, February 20, 2017

She's Come to Accept It

A trip to a small, locally owned store over the weekend, and asking for the owner, who loves to joke around, one of the employees says, "He's in the back...looking for his manhood."
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Ha! There's no looking about it. Guys always find it. We love finding it! To which the owner walks into the lobby, laughing. He adds, "I found it, no problem." He reaches out to shake hands, pulls his back. "Wait, I need to wash off the cum." Then blows me a kiss instead. Meanwhile, his wife is behind the counter laughing and adding her two cents.
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We've been joking around like that from the first day we met when he asked me what I did with my time, and my response was, "I lay around jacking off."
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We've had serious conversations about it, too. He hadn't been married when we met - only engaged. On another trip in shortly after the first he asked, "Why do our women get all upset when they find out we still masturbate?" 

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"I think it's that they wonder why they aren't enough. But, at the same time, they'd complain about us always wanting to fuck if we didn't jerk off on a regular basis."
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Now that they've been married for a while, I think she's come to accept it.
Guys jack off. A lot. Regardless of age. It's a fact of life.
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But, really, only a woman can answer the question properly. Ladies???

Friday, February 17, 2017

The Sexiest People Read (Naked)

 Sexy people read.
Sexier people read naked.












My buddy's second book gets released today by the publisher. If you read the first - you did, didn't you? - and enjoyed it (we hope so), this one is a bit darker but still a lot of fun. There's a surprise "guest appearance" by a famous designer.
"Jenna's cold feet at her impending nuptials are only part of the problem.  Ignoring all warnings about interfering with the living world, Jenna resumes her work with victims of abuse. If she can't convince the World Council of Keepers that killing a young man was an accident, she could end up deader than dead.  With the help of Deadheads old and new, a plan is hatched to defend her actions. Will Jenna survive and marry Marvin, or will the council halt her deader in her tracks?"
Right now, you can get the e-book direct from the publisher
on special Release Sale for $2.50 for the next few days
From AMAZON for $4.99
Even from GOOGLE PLAY for $3.82
The writing is better in this one; tighter.

Help a struggling author and get a copy. And enjoy your weekend Reading Naked

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Speaking of Boners

Speaking of boners...
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I use coconut oil to massage my legs, to ease the almost constant ache caused by the M.D. With the development of the cramping in my perineum, I needed something to try to stop it. A friend gave me a small bottle of medical  marijuana-laced oil. The Dispensary gave her the instructions to pass along to me: "Tell him to add a few drops into regular massage oil and use it to massage the perineum. It should calm the muscles. But, he should be aware that it may cause an erection."
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So, I tried it. It caused an erection alright; the most solid boner I've had in...perhaps before the signs of the M.D. showed.
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Absolutely incredible. 
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Of course, I couldn't let that opportunity pass.
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The resultant ejaculation shot over my shoulder.
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Having to clean the furniture was worth it.
Any guy who has been experiencing soggy wood might want to give it a try - if you can find someone with a Medical Marijuana Card willing to make the purchase.