Monday, March 27, 2017

Too Complicated

I don't know if any of you have been watching the limited series Big Little Lies on HBO. Last night's episode found Celeste (Nicole Kidman) finally fighting back when her husband Perry (Alexander Skarsgaard) abuses her. She gives him a good swift smack to his boner with some object I couldn't quite see clearly.
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The result, of course, was him doubled in pain and grabbing his crotch. The diagnosis in the ER scene, as they released him, was announced as "a broken urethra." What they really meant was a "fractured Tunica," the fibrous sheath of the penis surrounding the Cavernosum, those spongy caverns that fill with blood and makes the cock stand up.
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I know it was way too complicated for them to go into. But....
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The most common cause is due to having someone ride your cock. They lift up a bit too far, and when they slam back down....
Morning wood actually occurs numerous times during the night.
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A guy rolls over on it and.... You may not notice it. It may not wake you. But there might be spots of bruising along the shaft in the morning. However, if you're nude, it is free to move.
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With the cracking of a boner, healing will typically result in a bent shaft due to the scar tissue.
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If the bend is too severe, it will make penetrative activity impossible.
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That can be corrected with surgery, but I'll spare you the gruesome photos. Your cock is not indestructible. You can break it, you can permanently damage it.
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You need to be cautious with those boners, guys.
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Friday, March 24, 2017

Some Day, They'll Thank You

What a terrific response to yesterday's post. Thank you all so much. Comments and emails are what keep me on the correct track.
A conversation with a friend (who is not Jewish) attended her grandson's Bris. "What the hell is a foreskin for? What does it do?" (Me, thinking: OMG. Really?? How old are you???)

"The foreskin covers the glans -" 
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"What's that?"
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"The head of the cock. The foreskin is there to protect it, keep the skin soft and moist. Otherwise, it can get dry and, like any other skin constantly rubbing against clothing, build up callous. It's why cut men complain about loss of sensitivity."
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"What can they do about it?"

"Vitamin E oil. Pure Vitamin E oil on the head of his dick every day."

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Seriously, guys. If you're cut - whether it was at birth, or from a medical need - put a few drops on your cockhead after a shower. It'll keep the skin nice and soft - the way it should be. That will increase the sensitivity. Increased sensitivity increases sexual pleasure.
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And can increase the intensity of ejaculation.
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If you're cut, buy some this weekend and start using it.
If you have sons who have been circumcised, make them use it.
Some day they'll thank you for it.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

A Loss of Dignity?

You may have suspected the posts were leading to something. Of course they were.
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A Pennsylvania student, identified as "Joel Doe," has filed a lawsuit against his school district. Kellie Fiedorek, an attorney with the Alliance Defending Freedom, representing the plaintiff in US District Court of Eastern PA, claims in the suit: "Joel experienced immediate confusion, embarrassment, humiliation, and loss of dignity upon finding himself in this circumstance."
Of course, the article I read about this left out the rest of that organization's name: For Faith. For Justice. In other words, it's a religious freedom organization, pushing their beliefs and morals through the courts and (they hope) into law.
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What happened? Joel Doe was changing for PE class, when he noticed a student in shorts and bra changing as well. The student is in the process of transitioning from female to male. The incident took place in October 2016. The lawsuit has been made possible because The Orange One rescinded the Executive Order of the Obama administration. Therefore, Feidorek states "laws and customs" recognize that we shouldn't undress in front of the opposite gender.
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Well, I would like to know why Joel was confused, embarrassed, and humiliated. A loss of dignity? For crying out loud, dude! you have a penis, not some giant unseemly, abnormal, disfiguring tumor.
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Is that transgender person not supposed to know about cocks, or what one looks like?
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I'll bet he does.
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Or, am I completely missing something here?

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Pass It All Along

As this photo Patrick posted on his blog Men I've... indicates
Sculpture in religious shrine in India
ancient societies thought of the phallus as beautiful, something to be honored. Today, boners are only one of the specific issues we have to fight to talk about openly. There is so much we men should (and deserve) to know about our equipment. The more we know, the better prepared we are to take proper care of it all.
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We don't easily converse about our cocks, our balls. We need to. We need to open a dialogue, and then keep it going. Next month is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. I've got some special things planned. Gay, straight, bi, pan...whatever your preferred self-identity is, you'll want to check in for those. Because, next month, balls are going mainstream!
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Let's put our genitals out in the open.
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Let's allow them to be seen.
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Let's learn from one another.
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And pass it all along.
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